baeboy asked:

u live in nyc??? that is so tumblr

No. Answer:

euo:

i made my family move here for the aesthetic

A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.

Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.

Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.

Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.

Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.

Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.

Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato